It started this morning as I sat my desk at drank my Dannon Mixed Berry Light & Fit Smoothie. It hit again as I lazily sifted through my morning emails. And, again as I waited at the copier. This sensation has followed me relentlessly throughout the day; the sensation that an invisible rubber band is wrapped so tightly around my wrist that my hand is seconds from exploding.
This can mean only one of two things; either, it’s all in my mind, which is highly unlikely, or, I have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome. Either of which undoubtedly means that my body is in an advanced state of decay and I’ll die in surgery next month.