Reality vs. Leila V.

The long anticipated, three-round, heavy weight bout was scheduled to take place on Friday, in the lovely, and oh so preppy, ocean-side city of Marin, California. Leila V. headed out that morning with her trainer, Rey Ramirez, as Reality laid in wait for the first round, aka the rehearsal and rehearsal dinner, to begin. Saturday would bring the most important round of the bout, the actual wedding ceremony, with more than two hundred spectators. And Sunday would wrap it up with a scheduled post-wedding brunch.

Leila “The Hallucinator” Vine received a vicious left hook to the jaw in round one, when the Ring Girl, read Maid of Honor, was not the stunning, voluptuous, young girl she had pictured. It looked like her trainer wouldn’t be drooling from her corner as she’d predicted in interviews leading up to the event.

Before Vine could gain composure from the previous blow to the jaw, Reality dealt a brutal body shot as the rehearsal dinner panned out to be a low key, pleasant time with flowing liquor and un-intrusive people. Reality won the judges over at the end of the round with several after-dinner drinks with the wedding party.

“The Hallucinator” was met in round two with a low blow as she calmly handled the fact that her trainer, Ramirez, was nowhere to be found, read getting ready with the groom. With Reality’s strong start, Vine should have anticipated the knockout that left her looking like a part of the crowd, instead of the main event.

Since the fight was stopped, read brunch was cancelled, Leila V. limped solemnly out of the oh so preppy, ocean-side Marin, after getting a serious ass kickin’ by a thoroughly good time.