I didn’t realize sweaty hands were in demand, but apparently they are. There I was, minding my own business, trying to discover the root cause of my recently sweaty palms, when WebMD offered the following:
Sweaty Palms: Bargain Prices. Smart Deals. Shopzilla.com
So, that’s when I decided I’d auction off my own sweaty hands. They’re nice hands. Small. The nails are nothing to write home about but are more than serviceable. They type well at 80 WPM, and are particularly sweaty after several cups of coffee or in any social situation.
Let the bidding begin! Although, I guess you could go buy a cheap pair over at shop.com or shopzilla.com, but I assure you, mine are much sweatier.