Wake up World and hear me bitch! I’ve had no internet access for the last six days and I’ve got much disgruntled blogging to catch up on.
My mental health has all but deteriorated without this little blog o' mine. We’re talking spinal tumors, strokes, heart worms, palmar hyperhidrosis, nose bleeds, impulse spending, and nightmares.
I never realized my mental stability is contingent on my ability to disclose my mental instability and read about the mental instability of others. Now that's a mouth full.
“The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed computer enthusiasts, by which I mean, "people without lives." We don't care. We have each other...”
- Dave Barry