Friday, February 23, 2007

Save Me Professor Moody

Forget menopause, I think someone is doing voodoo on me. Yesterday it was the hot flashes that felt like being repeatedly dunked in tub of boiling water. Today I feel like I have an oversized surgical needle poking out of my side. I'm starting to freak out. I can't take three steps without keeling over in pain. I'm afraid of what tomorrow will bring.

So, please whoever you are that I wronged, I'm sorry. No, really, I'm sorry.
Now, put the voodoo doll down.

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