Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Beast Wars

I just got a five-minute voicemail from The Beast, informing me that she intends to transfer all of her assets into my name, in an attempt to deter her Anti-Christ-soon-to-be-ex-husband from raping her in court. Another one of her master plans. Her last master plan included coercing my brother into faking suicidal tendencies so that the Court would take the Anti-Christ’s parental rights away. Any guesses on how that charade ended?

The woman has no common sense! I’m prepping myself for the call now with several large glasses of Frei Bros Chardonnay. Update to follow shortly...


SA D. said...

Good luck, Leila. She sounds scary. Sure would be funny if after the transfer you donated her entire portfolio over to the anti-Christ. =:-O

Dave ;)

Leila V. said...

Pure genius! But, I'm much too passive agressive for that. Although I'd be willing to bet the Court will do it for me. ;)