I’m freaking out! I have a bloody nose!
There I was, minding my own business, bumping around online, when blood suddenly started gushing from my right nostril. I’ve only had this problem one other time in my life—back in the sixth grade—which leads me to believe something must be seriously wrong if it’s happening again.
And, this is not your average bloody nose. This is a monster nosebleed. I’ve already drenched half a box of Kleenex. I’m loosing vision in my right eye and my left eye twitch is back.
It's not stopping. I’m off to WebMD to find out what horrible illness is accompanied by nosebleeds…