Huh, did I log off my computer?
I think I forgot to log off my computer.
No. I wouldn’t forget that.
But, if I did, the janitors will see it.
If the janitors see it, they’ll use it to go on the net.
If they go on the net, they’ll look at porn.
If they look at porn, IT will find out.
If IT finds out, they’ll think I’m a perv.
If they think I’m a perv, they’ll tell my supervisor.
If they tell my supervisor, I’ll get fired.
If I get fired for being a perv, no one will hire me.
If no one hires me, I won’t be able to pay my bills.
If I can’t pay my bills, I’ll have to live on the streets.
If I live on the streets, I’ll become a drug addict.
If I become a drug addict, I’ll die a lonely death and no one will care!!!
(It’s about here, that the elevator doors open. And, I shamefully mumble a lame, “I forgot something,” and turn to reenter the office. I get to my cube, which is adorned in, “PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THIS DESK” signs, and as usual, find my computer safely logged off. Once again, I attempt to exit the office, but as I leave…)
Hmm, was my computer really logged off.
I saw it. It was definitely logged off.
But, I was in such a hurry, what if I just thought it was logged off.
If it wasn’t logged off…
Well, you get the picture.