Don’t worry, I’m not that anal, I can handle the .1% of germs that it doesn’t kill. But, what I want to know, is where the other 99.9% of the germs that I’m killing are going.
Are these germs dying a slow and bloody death on my hands, only to be smeared across my turkey burger just as I take a bite? Are their dead little bodies hanging from my fingers as I unknowingly suck the ketchup from each one? Am I involuntarily ingesting dead germ bodies at every turn?
I’m totally violated. Any lawyers for the taking?